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8ball-wizard:

8ball-wizard:

i am going to do some advertising for my friend because i am losing my mind with joy. so a few months ago, i asked her about a commission, because iโ€™m fully dedicating myself to the Wizard Shit. i sent her this picrew and pose mockup:

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and merely asked for my wizardsona to be solidified beyond whatโ€™s in my head.

the final product is better than i ever could have imagined.

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i want you to zoom in on this shit. the glowy details. the hair. the robe. the meme glyphs. this goes so far beyond what i was expecting and i donโ€™t think i could ever part with this perfect, perfect portrait.

maybe you like it, too! hopefully! maybe you should follow her @theraeboop on twitter and instagram! or go to her ko-fi and look at her mime girl drawings!

she also streams her art and also monster hunter!

i dunno, iโ€™m just extremely satisfied. she went above and beyond with this piece and i want to make sure she gets eyeballs on her work.

AN UPDATE!!!!!!

since i posted this, sheโ€™s completed 2 more FANTASTIC pieces for me:

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On the left, naturally, is a muppet version of Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist. on the right is a sketch of a minotaur on a tricycle.

i blurt nonsense at her, she tells me a price, she spins my bullshit into gold. please consider paying her for some nonsense of your own

GAYS, BREAKING NEWS!

@raeboop is HERE NOW

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goweninsane:

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tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

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Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but itโ€™s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so itโ€™s implied that the goose caused it

like this

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@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

Say no more

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You are my personal hero I hope you know this

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

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Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

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i hope itโ€™s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

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Your wish is my command

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

Iโ€™m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

Too soon-

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

Perfect timing for ides of march

how is this post still alive

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

batsarebetterthanpeople:

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I’m starting to think that it’s some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT

trista mateer/ sade andria zabala/ miranda july/ hozier/ neil hilborn/ ernest hemingway/ bon iver/ trista mateer 

[ID1: “In this space right here
that we have made for each other,
you can say anything
and I will not abandon you.
Unwrap the worst things you have done.
Watch me hold them up to the light 
and not even flinch
.” /end ID1]

[ID2: “Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” /end ID2]

[ID3: “.. up without bothering to hang up. Finally, in a low whisper, he said, “I think I might be a terrible person.”
For a split second I believed him - I thought he was about to confess a crime, maybe a murder. Then I realized that we all think we might be terrible people. But we only reveal this before we ask someone to love us. It is a kind of undressing. /end ID3]

[ID4: But I swear I thought I dreamed her
She never asked me once about the wrong I did
/end ID4]

[ID5: .. saying goodbye. Yes, there is a place
where someone loves you both before
and after they learn what you are.
/end ID5]

[ID6: .. sorrow of Pauline’s death with all the harbour scum of what caused it. I loved her very much for many years and the hell with her faults.” His friend John Dos Passos wrote, “It’s hard to think of Pauline gone, though .. /end ID6]

[ID7: Your love will be
safe with me /end ID7]

[ID8: “you tried to talk about it
once, afterwards.
you named it
and laid down until it was over.
you named it
and you watched people 
walk away from you.
you named it
and felt ashamed.

you still said its name
.” /end ID8]

chronicallyillandcoping:

wishing everyone a low pain and manageable symptom day youve got this.

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

Everybody’s on this new club drug called “Greek yogurt with berries, granola and a dab of honey.” Shit’s wild

la-dama-de-rosas:

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selected diaries, virginia woolf / abandonment (the pair), henri de toulouse-lautrec / pillow thoughts, courtney peppernell / in bed, henri de toulouse-lautrec / work song, hozier / the two friends, henri de toulouse-lautrec / portrait of a lady on fire (2019), dir. cรฉline sciamma

the bacchae in translation, pt 3/?

euripides, c. 405 b.c.

michael wodhull, 1809

henry hart milman, 1865

t.a. buckley, 1892

alexander kerr, 1899

gilbert murray, 1906

arthur s. way, 1912

william arrowsmith, 1959

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

slytherverse:

soulmates are stupid i love you on purpose